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Last Updated: 30.06.2025 05:17
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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No, not a chance
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Nuts and Butts
Thumbs down again.
So they tried
Still no good.
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Everyone loved it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No way
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Catatonics & High Colonics
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Scientists Stunned by Evidence of Ancient Birds Nested in the Arctic - The Daily Galaxy
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Next, they tried...
Eius sequi culpa animi quod delectus deleniti deserunt.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Loons and Moons
Donald Trump says he will only pick Fed chair who cuts interest rates - Financial Times
Then came..
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Crashed lander looks back at Earth from the moon photo of the day for June 10, 2025 - Space
Unacceptable again!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Freaks and Cheeks
No go.
Still no good
share office space ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Just Forget it!
They put up a sign reading
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So, the docs changed it to read
Another attempt resulted in ...